It’s too early for this….

Well,  considering it’s past noon here on the east coast, I guess there’s never a good time for this. 

For those of you who don’t know who the lovely young lady is that Jon Gosselin has been cheating on Kate with hanging out with recently, she is … .get ready for this .. this has got to sting (for Kate) ….. the daughter of the Doctor who performed Kate’s tummy-tuck.  If you’re not familiar with “THE” tummy-tuck, let me give you a quick re-cap.  In one of the first season’s of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Kate recevied a FREE tummy-tuck.  The Doctor who performed the procedure was Dr. Larry Glassman.  The lady Jon has been spending his time with for the past several months is Dr. Glassman’s daughter, Hailey Glassman. 

Here are photos of the lovely couple in France with their bodyguard (YES!  I said BODYGUARD):

Lookin’ Good (for her):

I didn’t know St. Lucia had a rehab center.  But, judging by the looks of these photos taken earlier today in London, St. Lucia treated Amy Winehouse well. 

Winehouse returned to England to face charges brought against her for assault late last year. 

I’m not sure why, but Amy had tears in her eyes upon arriving in England.

 

 

 

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If this isn’t inspiration …. I don’t know what is:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/31864274#31846938

I’m going to take a wild guess and say that Kate Gosselin doesn’t read my blog…..

And, g-d, I hope I’m right.  I do not want to be the bearer of this news. 

I’ll let the picture speak for itself:

Amy Winehouse: Still livin’ it up in St. Lucia

There has been no word yet on whether or not Amy Winehouse intends on making St. Lucia her permanent home, she has however, been (living) in St. Lucia since the beginning of the year. 

St. Lucia can’t be a cheap place to chill for over 6 months.  But, I’m sure her past record sales  are bringing in enough money to pay for her stay on the island.  I can’t imagine she would be making money on the side doing anything else. 

She STILL hasn’t splurged on a new pair of ballet slippers.  Here are a few pictures of Amy in St. Lucia yesterday:

 

 

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It’s too early for this:

In case you don’t know who is wearing this ridiculous crap lovely ensemble …. it’s Lady GaGa.  I’m not even attempting to comment on this.  No words will suffice. 

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS WITHOUT HIS BRAIN AT PUBLIC MEMORIAL

In a macabre circumstance seemingly straight out of the “Thriller” video, the King of Pop’s brain, or at least part of it, is in doctor’s hands following an autopsy to help determine the cause of death.  When his body was released to the family on June 26, his brain was not in tact.  Maybe this is why the family decided not to bury him before the memorial.  Because, if they did bury Michael, it would have been without the creative brain that made him who he was.

BUT THINK ABOUT THIS ONE:

At yesterday’s memorial, the King of Pop was brainless (yikes!).

So why?, you might ask.  It is apparently because the tests that need to be conducted when someone dies under these circumstances require removal of all or part of the brain.  Such examinations can reveal unknown diseases, evidence of alcohol abuse, and previous overdoses among many other things.

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This is what 24 years old looks like?

I guess in “Lohan Years” this is what it looks like.  You know — for every 7 years…… that’s all I’m saying.

 

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